Dear Assholes, (Warning this one is R- Rated)

I am writing this evening to tell you that I am more upset with the lot of you than usual. Instead of just being the minor pain in my ass, today you all turned into the major pain in my brain. My head feels like an anvil for a particularly surly midevil blacksmith. I may have an aneurism now, the doctor’s bill is forthcoming.

Why you ask? What did you all do that was worse than other day to day crap that you like to pull?

Well, let’s start with something small. First of all it took me 1 hour and 45 minutes to get my child to the dentist today. Now this is a trip that should have taken 20 minutes, 30 with traffic. But no, today you decided that construction needed to happen on all roads, (in this I exaggerate not), I repeat all roads that led to the dentist’s office. Way to plan ahead.

Secondly, some bigger asshole decided that he needed to crash his dump truck into oncoming traffic whilst working said construction zone. Now normally I wouldn’t mind some off roading fun. But when I have to swerve off the paved road into the desert in order to narrowly miss an oncoming multi-ton construction vehicle to save my life and that of my child, fun doesn’t really enter the equation. Let me add that this manuever also caused my child to scream in fear at a amazingly high octave. Gee, I guess we’ve solved the mystery of the aneurism.

Now for all you lesser assholes, lets have a discussion on the proper times to pull a u-turn. In no case, under no circumstances is it okay to pull a U-turn from oncoming traffic through 2 sets of double yellow lines , through a turn late and 4 other lanes of traffic in order to get the McDonald’s drive-in. If you want your freaking Mcnuggets so bad, find a flipping intersection!

Also assholes, It is not okay, I repeat not okay to bring your sick children to public places, especially dental offices. If you child is sick, bringing them to a place where people deliberately put their hands in other people’s mouths is not a good decison. Thanks to you, my child is now sick and screaming in the other room because she can’t sleep. Way to fucking go assholes; I hope you get gingevitis.

Lastly, for the bigger ass that owns the unit above me. I’m in the middle of filling out my smalls claims court lawsuit and I’m going to serve your ass soon. Get your check book out fucker.

Sincerely,

Me.

~ by allykat on April 25, 2008.